Sunday, August 19, 2007

Quotes of the day

I’ve felt the presence of the Lord in some famous personalities and saints. It is written in the Bhagwad Gita – I reside where there is beauty, wisdom, strength and power. When Clinton, the American president, was in power, I felt God was in him. The kind of power and charisma he had was simply amazing.
(Actress Hema Malini explaining her religious beliefs in the Times of India’s glossy supplement
. With a flash of insight, the reader recalls the memorable Puranic scene where Agni “takes Lord Shiva’s seed in his mouth”. )

From the above quote, we learn that: 1) Hema Malini has the hots for Bill Clinton [“I reside where there is beauty...”], 2) Monica Lewinsky is a reincarnation of the Fire-God, and 3) Sometimes a cigar is just a lingam.

Also, a gem that is guaranteed to make you giggle:

“Giggle genre is the best it can get at escapist cinema”

(An unattributed quote from a story about comedies doing well at the box-office, in the same ToI supplement)

4 comments:

  1. Haha... Hope Dharam Paji doesn't read your blog. Otherwise, your health is at risk.

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  2. Gods have all the fun. they bring women to their knees.

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  3. "Sometimes a cigar is just a lingam." AWESOME

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  4. But what happens when a Lingam becomes a Cigar. The great DT Tamasha provides behind the scenes view of how this phenomenon is catching on in our society next Monday.

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