It’s enough to scare away the likes of Gabbar Singh, Alan Moore and sundry other Yetis and hermits of hirsuteness, or so I like to tell myself. No?
And as a bonus, here's a silly but nice caricature – it was done by the cartoonist Ajit Ninan, formerly of Target and India Today magazines. The copy of the afternoon paper Today (where I was working at the time) is supposed to be the diving board/launch pad for my journalistic career.
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