"Ford... is apparently engaged in sniffing the inside of Knightley's ear. This is oddly fitting. He looks like some degenerate tourist who has been caught humping a waxwork in Madame Tussaud's."
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Even funnier though is the reference to the Vanity Fair cover on the world page of today’s Hindustan Times. "All you men, get ready to drool" it says sternly, and there’s something very "or else!" about the whole thing. Aye, captain!