One of the Google searches that led someone to my site was “Sachin Tendulkar and its achievements”.
Its? “Its”? No, really? We know many of you don’t like him anymore but he’s still a human being, people! He isn’t just a, uh, bruised elbow or something.
(P.S. the suhaag raat motif continues. New searches include ‘enjoyable suhaag raat’ and ‘pictures of suhaag raat sex’. Which of you was it now? Own up.)