To celebrate 60 years of independence, Bollywood should make a patriotic film about India’s endeavour to become the world’s most populous country by the year 2015. It should star Amitabh Bachchan in a rock-star outfit, with Manoj Kumar in a cameo appearance as Lord Hanuman, who would carry hordes of Lankans back across the ocean to add to India’s numbers.
Amitabh will sing a song from an earlier film: “Kitne baazu, kitne sar, gin le dushman dhyan se.” (“Count our arms and heads, O Enemy, and have some gin while you’re at it.”) The “dushman” would be China, which will suffer an unexplained population decrease, thus helping India realise its goal. The film will be called Chini Kum.
What made you write this , were you reading 'the times of India 'where a research said that there is a dearth of surnames in China.
ReplyDeleteAnyway , the great "Hari Bhai " , should be called from his heavenly abode to interpret Lord Hanuman's or Manoj Kumar's interpretations in his own nasally constipated way.This will show the demented caucasians as well as the Chinese that Marlon Brando and Humphery Bogart were Fake , here stands the real Thespian.
Oh! also get the great Dilip Saab and pass of his moribund acting as the inspiration behind Brando.
Show these people that these actors are still young no matter whatever their age their crowning glory has always remained "lustrously black".
Reason why nobody dies old in the country and population grows. Wonderful marketing strategy for 'Incredible India' or better 'Atulya Bharat'.
Dahling, I so love you in this outfit.
ReplyDeleteJ.A.P.
When I had initially seen the title "cheeni kum", I had actually assumed it to be something to do with the chinese :p :)
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ReplyDelete"gin le dushman", "Cheeni Kum"
ReplyDeleteToo funny. An urge to LOL arises.
"To celebrate 60 years of independence, Bollywood should make a patriotic film about India’s endeavour to become the world’s most populous country by the year 2015."
ReplyDeletehmmm, there's a possible idea for a porn movie in there somewhere...
a 'do-it-for-the-country-we-have-to-beat-the-chinese' kind of thing
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oh my god, m still laughing as i write this...chini kum and have some gin while at it...u just come up with this stuff and put it up..to hilarious effect...too funny
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry J,-- I think I will have to kill you as revenge for that last punchline.
ReplyDeletegreat play jai. let more of these come on. Comic images of Yarana, Kalyug ki Ramayan and Mai azaad hun flashed before the final punch knocked me out. hillarious.
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