If red light is on,I looked up at the bulb above the door. It was on! This was astonishing news! Apart from the implications for my own future, this had to be a medical breakthrough of some sort. No more urine tests. No more ultrasonography. Just go to the hospital, sit facing the room and check the light.
you are pregnant
Later, I realised that part of the sign outside the door had been missing; a mischievous intern must have torn it off. The full version was:
DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOMOh well. I’ll live with the disappointment somehow.
– If red light is on,
– If you are pregnant