Altoo does the Caribbean

More political correctness and all-round politeness from the revered TV journalist and anthropologist Shamya Dasgupta (known to close friends as Altoo). Currently in the West Indies and closely examining the human condition, he dissects little children and their parents (not literally, though he’d like to):

Indian kids are particularly noisy because Indians, as parents, aren't particularly great. And they allow their little assholes that much more room to misbehave.

and

They cried. Loud and strong. Their parents paid not a heed. Obviously, mothers across the world work on the same philosophy: I went through nine months of hell for this piece of shit; I don't care who you are, but you're going to have to go through at least ninety minutes of the same shit.

Full post here. Uncharacteristically, it ends with a description of a beautiful little girl-child, which makes me think Shamya is at last ready to be a father himself. And don’t miss the last sentence.

Also, from this post on Guyana:

The colour of people here varies from a terrible dirty off-white to a beautiful chocolatey dark brown. And while some people look like Oliver Kahn, a lot of the people are very good-looking.

We eagerly await new breakthroughs in studies of the species.