Wednesday, June 01, 2005

How the laptop has improved my quality of life (I think, I hope)

I’ve been doing some math.

Between May 1 and May 15 (both days inclusive) I made 12 posts on my blog. In the same number of days between May 16 and May 30, after I became laptop-enabled, the number of posts went up to 21, a whopping increase of 75 per cent.

(Whopp! Whoop!)

Now,

Between May 1 and May 15 Amit Varma made 103 posts on India Uncut, and the number for the subsequent 15-day period was 110. An increase of only 6.79 per cent.

(Whoop again!)

Expressed differently, between May 1-15 the number of my blog posts was 11.65 per cent that of Amit’s; between May 16-30 it rose to a dangerous 19.09 per cent.

I’m getting there, dude!

Now I’m off to do the word counts on each post…
Posted by at

11 comments:

  1. amit varma10:58 PM, June 01, 2005

    Hahaha. I can't believe you counted! Ho ho. I haven't laughed so much in ages. You're a giant.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous1:58 AM, June 02, 2005

    Wont it be more apt for Mr Jabberwock to do a quality assessment of this ludicrous comparison ?

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous1:59 AM, June 02, 2005

    oops ! I posted the previous comment without putting my name.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous5:36 AM, June 02, 2005

    Don't care about the quantity, just keep up the quality, mate! Oh, and the horniness!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Sheetal8:56 AM, June 02, 2005

    :-D. This smart and this chichora, the pair of you, Amit and Jai. What fun.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Nikhil Pahwa9:39 AM, June 02, 2005

    I second Aman on this. Next you'll start counting articles in newspapers, what? And then, maybe even the Slimes...:D

    ReplyDelete
  7. Suhail10:35 AM, June 02, 2005

    What an unfair world this! Not a word of appreciation for the pigeon wireless, which you are now using on your laptop. Poor pigeon, come back to me ..come (Kabootar Aa, Aa Aaa..)

    Btw, sheetal : Can you clarify, who's smart and who's the chi-chora here ;)

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous11:40 AM, June 02, 2005

    So when's the word count result expected?!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Anonymous1:53 PM, June 02, 2005

    Maybe after the quality check the Whoop will spontaenously turn into oops !

    ReplyDelete
  10. BeeDee3:21 PM, June 02, 2005

    Hi,Just a quick request. Since you link to my blog, could you change the URL to www.baghaescup.blogspot.com rather than www.whoisbuchu.blogspot.com. Thanks a ton!
    Antara

    ReplyDelete
  11. Jabberwock6:35 PM, June 02, 2005

    Thanks for the comments, all.
    Amit: as expected, my site hits went through the roof the moment you put up the SOS link to my site - so we know who the real giant is!
    Aman: I shy away from quality assessments, they make me look bad.
    Sheetal: thanks, I kind of like the idea of being a chichora.
    Buchu: done. Was going to anyway, but thanks for the reminder.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)